God's Gift To Women

Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat

Would you like to grab my thighs?

Yes, I have got nice tits

They are the perfect grab me size

I'm just a nice girl

Thought I had everything

Until you flashed me

And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life

For some slimeball like you to come along

I am so desperate

I'll do you and your mom

Chorus:

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline

When I think about what I'll be giving

My own private god's gift to women (3x)

Yeah, Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on

If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue

I was just thinking that it'd really make my day

If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl

Thought I had everything

Until you flashed me

And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life

for some sketcher like you to come along

I am so desperate

I'll do you on the front lawn

Repeat Chorus

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool

If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool

That way he could have nothing left to say

And have his way with me all day

I'm just a nice girl

Thought I had everything

Until you flashed me

And I saw what I was missing

I've been saving myself my whole life

For some motherfucker like you to come along

I am so desperate

I am writing you this song

And you're so vain

You probably think this song is about you

Repeat Chorus